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nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

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zajtsev:

FUCK

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fizzylimon:

scaels:

valeatrahslane:

290pika:

scaels:

Band snapchats are the best snapchats

Godzilla Eats Las Vegas is best band piece

Please tell me this isn’t the flute part

Its piccolo

Fun fact: my first high school marching show (this was fall 2003) was Godzilla Eats Las Vegas. This was before Eric Whitacre was really well-known and my band director was like “yeah we found this young, up-and-coming composer and he let me arrange his piece for marching band for pretty cheap and GUESS WHAT WE GET TO MARCH WITH AN INFLATABLE GODZILLA ON THE FIELD” and I’m pretty sure that’s why I’ve been disappointed with every marching band experience since then.

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#music

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?

Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[anjogangbro]

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nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

image

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baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon. —

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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#star trek

otisthecorgi:

With the help of my photo assistant, Erin, we are going to start putting some extra pictures of Otis on instagram. I found a program called gramblr that lets me upload photos from my PC. I was able to filter-ize the majestic puppy butt for instagram consumption. 

Follow Sir Otis Frogsworth on Instagram!

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#dog #puppy #animal

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

(Source: jamesmcslay)

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#supernatural