First wrestling meet on Saturday!! The teams from England will be here tomorrow afternoon and Germany and Brussels will be arriving early that morning. It’s gonna be a busy couple of days.. Wish me luck!!
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i see your text post
and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS
I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
“Plenty of fish in the sea”
i never thought i’d identify with a shark.
so there’s that scene where clara goes ‘someday, you could just walk past a fez,’ and eleven responds with ‘never gonna happen’
and i bet that someday there’ll be a scene where twelve walks right past a fez and clara watches him and she looks so sad for a moment because it really hits home how much she misses him
Pete Holmes’ - Ex-Men
As a giant fan of the X-Men, I still couldn’t keep myself from laughing. This entire series (there are several other X-Men he roasts) is brilliant. There needs to be more sardonic takes on comics like this.
As someone who has only experienced the X-Men via recounts of the comics from my wife and watching a couple of the movies (I know that’s some kind of comic blasphemy), I think this series perfectly nails my impressions of the characters. Granted, even the best stories can sound kind of shitty if you only get the abbreviated versions of them.
"So, there are magic samurais who duke it out while a bunch of guys try to colonize planets and then some teddy bear people help to blow up a space ball and that fixes everything."
See? Even something I love sounds stupid. It’s a good laugh.
Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg
THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG
There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…
I just made a new friend